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document.write('One of my best friend\'s is a professional magician. The only downside to having a magical friend is he always invites us on double dates, and that\'s the worst because I\'m a nice guy, but he\'s magic. There\'s no way I can compete with that. He shows up, he\'s so smooth. Girls love him. He\'s like, \'How\'s it going? You look so beautiful tonight. Your hair -- is that a coin? Now, it\'s a rose. Now, it\'s money.\' And it\'s like, I show up -- what am I gonna do? I\'m like, \'Hi, I brought you this rose. Now, it\'s broken.\'');
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document.write('I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he brought a television home. I said, \'Damn, that TV has 500 channels.\' When I got older, it didn\'t have 500 channels -- it was a knob from the oven. My favorite channel was 300 degrees.');
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