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Being upset that your estranged wife is seeing a new man is understandable; flying to another country to stab her mother is not [Sick]
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Photoshop this bookworm [Photoshop]
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Oil rig in Gulf of Mexico just South of Lousiana explodes. This is not a repeat from April [NewsFlash]
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There's a new breed of patent troll out there [Interesting]
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Nose-diving hawk halts mail delivery. "The attacks got so bad that she was resorting to wearing a bicycle helmet" [Weird]
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Officer arrests man because he doesn't like his bagel with locks [Sick]
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Showing the country is becoming more Americanized every day, Afghan government forced to bail out the country's largest bank to keep it from collapsing after it invested heavily in risky real estate ventures [Obvious]
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Your Fark-ready headline of the day: "Thieves Steal Man's Car, Money And Pants" [Strange]
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Tow truck driver takes kids for a ride. Beneath his truck, still in their stroller. Drugs may have been involved [Dumbass]
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Allah Ackbear [Fail]
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Drew's DragonCon Schedule: Sat 11AM: Book signing w/ Joe Peacock (Mentally Incontinent) and Ian Spector (Chuck Norris Facts) in Comics & Artist's Alley, SAT 1PM: Fark Party @ Hilton Bar, rest of con at the Art of Akira Exhibit [Followup]
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Caption this picture of Britney Spears and her boytoy looking creepy [Caption]
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Man does not pass go and goes directly to jail for driving drunk on Boardwalk with six kids in his car [Dumbass]
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But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is rape, and I am the sun [Scary]
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Ever wonder what the insides of a Qantas 747 engine looks like? Wonder no more (with video) [Followup]
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Australian school bans gay Kookaburras [Strange]
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Wife of trapped miner finds another hole he was stuck in [Strange]
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A humpback whale which had been stranded on a western Australia sandbar for almost two weeks was humanely euthanized this morning. And by "humanely euthanized" I mean " blown-up with an explosive charge" [Sad]
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Hurricane Earl likely to spare Jersey Shore, despite massive letter-writing campaign [Sad]
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Man tells cop he doesn't know why he's naked. Yes, alcohol was involved [Dumbass]
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Top 20 tools everyone should own. If you dont't have all of these you are well, a tool [Spiffy]
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Zombie Castro admits "injustice" for gays and lesbians during revolution, still desires brains [Interesting]
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Photoshop this ocean contraption [Photoshop]
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Pennsylvania man wearing only underwear beaten with Wiffle bat, police on lookout for three white men rapping about Revolutionary War heroes (with accompanying picture of what a Wiffle ball and bat may look like) [Amusing]
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Woman with barbed wire wrapped around thighs says she's never had sex. No kidding. (With "Oh, yes you would" pic) [Strange]
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If you are a sleepy Semi driver, watching porn is not the best way to stay awake [Scary]
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Today's Fark-ready headline: Angry grandma allegedly knifed 12-year-old's ear. Dispute involved sassing and a jigsaw puzzle [Fail]
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Two teens thought it would be cool to take apart 22 caliber shells to use the gun powder to blow things up. Since this is Fark you know it didn't end well [Sad]
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Ugly-assed baby black rhino born in Cleveland zoo. W/awww pics [Spiffy]
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Dangerous chemicals found in tinned food; still better than cockatrices [Sick]
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"'I molested your honor student". Come see the softer side of Sears [Amusing]
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 278: "Waterscapes." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's contest [Farktography]
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Aparently unaware that Puerto Ricans are U.S. Citizens by birth, state of Ohio begins restricting use of Puerto Rico birth certificates for proving ID. Hawaii birth certificates apparently still accepted, for now [Stupid]
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"Will professors hold the line? Will they insist that the most distracted generation in history rise to the challenge of reading books, or will future faculty members replace the book with the chapter?" [Misc]
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According to school records, New Jersey is filled with high school savants who can't do simple math, but can still pass calculus [Unlikely]
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Photshop this snow plow [Photoshop]
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Crowd estimate expert who was once cheered by teabaggers for downsizing the Obama inaugural is now derided by the same for downsizing the Glenn Beck crowd [Amusing]
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Man calls 911 to request a towel and a hug. Happily, both were waiting for him in jail [Dumbass]
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Two admitted to the hospital for alcohol every minute. Well, then they should just give them both enough to last a while and send them on their way [Sad]
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Plucky dames protest sexy coverage of broads running for political office [Spiffy]
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18-year-old student who wanted to be "infamous sociopath" tells plans to co-worker, now known as "moronic idiot who can't keep a secret" [Dumbass]
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Not news: all four tires stolen off a car in Detroit. Fark: car belongs to mayor's security detail [Amusing]
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The retarded debate over the "R-word" continues [Dumbass]
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After fixing the abyssmal financial situation and stamping out corruption, New Jersey goes to war on dangerous yo-yos [Stupid]
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Why does your grandfather tell the same stories over and over? This study says it's because he's losing his memory [Obvious]
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This year's hottest Halloween costumes? Lady Gaga, Rod Blagojevich, and the cast of The Jersey Shore [PSA]
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BP has so far spent $94 billion dollars on cleaning the Gulf Coast....'s tainted image of BP with advertisements [Fail]
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'Operation New Dawn' begins in Iraq with change of command, more sparkly vampires [News]
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Here are 18 guys you wouldn't want to meet in a dark chess tournament [Interesting]
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Tony Blair uses his new memoir to proclaim that George Bush was and still remains his bestest BFF 4-ever [Sappy]
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